Astrological musings and tattoo meanings

I'm often asked what the tattoo on my chest is. Some people have asked me, "Why do you have a number two on your chest?" and "Is that the Pi symbol?" (The latter is the funniest one, because anyone who knows me knows that math is so totally not my thing).

It's a Gemini sign surrounded by three stars, representing both my sign and my number, placed purposely on the left side of my chest (so that it's directly over my heart). Hey, some folks wear their hearts on their sleeves; I wear my sign on my boob. Kind of the same thing, yeah?

Anyway, I know many people like to discredit astrology as a bunch of bunk, but most of my definitions are so spot-on, it's hard to ignore the consistencies and similarities. If they weren't so accurate I would probably not be so adamant in defending my belief, but they are, and anyone who knows me even remotely well can see how the descriptions fit.

The Gemini Personality:

The symbol for Gemini is the twins, which stand for the duality and changeability of this sign.

'I THINK' is the motto for Gemini. Geminis are intelligent, with quick minds so they learn fast. They're always studying something, because they're curious about everything. Words trip off their tongues, in a quicksilver flow that makes them good at languages, marketing and anything that calls for the gift of the gab.

They can turn their hands to writing almost anything, whether a novel, play, speech or advertising copy. They like to know what's going on, hence their penchant for gossip. They're also witty and have a sense of mischief.

Variety is the spice of life for Gemini - they like to be in two places at once and have more than one thing on the go.

Their nervous energy and restlessness can give them a reputation for being unreliable and a bit of a butterfly. They can also appear glib.

They are the communicators of the zodiac.

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Numerology is a little trickier. Whereas in astrology you need look no further than the day you were born and the sign under which that day falls, numerology requires a little more calculation. Numbers vary according to different categories; typically you have many numbers - a sun number, a life path number, a personality number, a birth number, etc. Your personality number is based on adding up the letters in your full name, and is typically the number with which you most closely define yourself. The letters correspond with a series of numbers which are then added up and reduced to the lowest number. In my case, the letters add up to 21, then 2 + 1 = 3.

3 - OPTIMIST

Traits:creative, social, easygoing visionary, humorous, energetic, spontaneous.

The number 3 symbolizes the principle of growth. When the initiating force of 1 unites with the germinating energy of 2 there is fruitfulness -- 3. It signifies that there is a synthesis present -- that imagination and an outpouring of energy is in action. The 3 is optimistic and fun-loving, and strives to uplift and color its surroundings. Its energy is enlivening, youthful, and enthusiastic.

Gifts: Enthusiasm, imagination, versatility

Challenges: Exaggeration, lack of direction, unfinished projects, sensitivity to criticism, laziness

Personal Goal: Enjoy life, stay young, play

Fears: Loss of youth, restriction, boredom

Succeeds as: Motivator, coach, writer, musician, artist, parent, salesperson, communicator/all media

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Now of course there are some inconsistencies here. Succeeds as parent? Uh, no. Coach? Well maybe if you count my designation as a Learning Coach at work. Definitely nothing having to do with sports. But everything else fits so tightly it's almost frightening. One need only to look through the blog entries preceding this one to see that these descriptions are accurate.

If you delve further into it and start looking at things like compatibility and relationships and career paths, it makes even more sense. Geminis typically get along best with other Geminis. As crazy as this might sound (because, in essence, there are four personalities involved in a Gemini-Gemini relationship), it's true. The two relationships I've had with Geminis have been long-term, serious, intense, energetic, truly loving, and sexually supercharged (sorry if that's too much information, but it's true). When I look back on other previous relationships, I see patterns that can't really be disputed. Relationships with Sagittariuses have all been volatile and full of drama, ending badly. Relationships with Virgos were frustrating and difficult to maintain. Leos drive me up the fucking wall with their constant need for validation and assurance.

This is not to say I date or choose friends based on someone's sign (although declaration of Sagittarius status usually puts me on high alert). I just think it's interesting. And it's fun to see how people naturally fill the roles of their signs. I think I fill mine pretty damn well.

Happy Surprises Rule!

Today we got the project sheet for the next assignment in my Illustration class, and I read with dread all the stuff we're required to buy for it. Now, you would think that at this point I've amassed a collection of supplies - and I have, but not much that I need for this class. It's all new media for the most part, media in which I've not yet worked. So while, yes, my t-square and my massive pad of tracing paper and my precision rule have come in handy, I do not own technical pens or a Crowquill pen. Then there is the constant need for presentation supplies, which I tend to buy as I need, because if I buy too many at one time they tend to float around and get damaged. So anyway, I'm thinking "man, this is going to cost me some money that I don't have," and I started worrying about how to budget this week's paycheck to cover the cost of a couple of $17 pens, illustration board, bristol board, and cover stock.

Upon coming home this afternoon, however, I found in my mail a dividend check for $102 from my insurance company! Thanks to everyone who has State Farm and drives carefully, I got some of my money back on my premium. Woo-hoo! So now I can buy my supplies AND some groceries, too! I love when stuff like this just falls in my lap!

Maybe I'll go buy a lottery ticket, just for good measure.

Creativity on demand

Now in my third year as a design major, I'm discovering a disturbing trend: I struggle immensely with being creative on demand. When I started school, I had stars in my eyes and big dreams of finally earning a living doing something I love to do. I thought back to all those days in Chicago when I had my drafting table set up in the corner of my kitchen on Whipple Street, and how on my days off I would wake up, put on a pot of coffee, and draw all day in my pajamas. I thought of all the days and late nights spent doctoring photos and drawing on the computer, teaching myself the ins and outs of Adobe Photoshop. I recalled the greeting cards I used to make, and how everyone who received one would rave about how I really should be doing this sort of thing for profit. And so I went in, thinking "this is going to be great!"

However when forced to create, I lock up. Deadlines paralyze me, as does the fear of criticism. I don't think I'm exceptionally good at anything, to be honest. My book, which has been in the works for years at this point, sits dormant in ancient Word files. Half-finished vignettes and dangling endings plague me, and I don't think I'll ever finish because I just can't figure out how to wrap it all up. I have a portfolio full of stuff I'm not all that excited about. I have a cache of unfinished songs that I've written. I know how to play only parts of songs. I get to a certain point in lessons and give up, opting instead to stick with what I know instead of challenging myself to do more.

This goes with something I realized while struggling with the piece I'm working on in Ceramics class -- I don't do well with delayed gratification. If I'm not good at something immediately, I get extremely frustrated. The trouble with this is that most art, whether it's fine art, design, music, writing, etc, is a process. One must have patience to see the process through, and well, patience has never been my thing.

And now I'm losing patience with this blog entry, so I'm going to stop here.

Comings and goings

I'm not always right. I'll admit that. But when you've been on this earth for 36 years and have the type of history that I do, you tend to possess a wealth of knowledge and experience that only someone who's been there can relate to. You tend to become a much better judge of character, because chances are you've dealt with the type before. You almost feel like you can predict the future based on the past; you've lived in a few different places, you've traveled a bit, you've worked every job known to mankind, and have known/met/dated practically every type out there.

So when someone finally realizes that you are, indeed, not so full of shit after all, you understand that they just needed some time to figure it out. And it makes you happy. Not in an "I told you so" sort of way, but more in an "I'm glad you finally came around" kind of way. When people start coming around and realizing that your complaints were valid, that your arguments held water, that your observations were real, that your perceptions and opinions weren't just the result of some odd psychosis...it makes the struggles worth it.

It is this that keeps me sane during periods of strife and conflict, because I know that as long as I'm sure I know what I'm doing and what I'm talking about, eventually I'll get my point across, and it will become evident that I'm not so "out there" after all. And no matter how many people try to make me feel inadequate, stupid, crazy, unstable, ugly, or otherwise unworthy of existing, I sleep well knowing that the ground upon which I stand is solid, *I* know who I am, and at the end of the day, I'm the only one who has to answer to myself.

New fur!

By happenstance, a little black and white kitten has found her way into my home - and my heart. Meet Giblets, the newest addition to the ever-growing furry family!




She's about five months old, and I swear she's the reincarnation of Lepew. She's completely affectionate, friendly, and vocal - everything that Turkey is not (yes, that's correct; my cats' names are Turkey and Giblets). It was only somewhat accidental that she arrived to the Planet Deedums Zoo; a few weeks back I was browsing some online pet ads, just because I'm a freak and like to look at the photos. Well, this little girl struck me for some reason, so I responded to the ad. The woman who'd placed the ad replied that she'd already adopted this kitten out, so I figured it was just not time to get another kitten and I went on with my life.

Then two days ago, I got an email from the woman again, telling me that the original adopter wasn't a good fit, and that the kitten was mine if I wanted her. Well, that was all the sign I needed. I picked her up yesterday, and for the last 36 hours or so have been enduring a cacophony of hisses and growls, punctuated by an occasional cat-scream. Yikes. I've never had more than one cat before, except the time my roommates surprised me with two kittens that they'd brought home and I swiftly moved Lepew to my boyfriend's house. So this is totally new to me. From what I'm told, eventually things will calm down and they'll become friends. I'm hoping this is true, since the whole idea behind getting another cat in the first place was to ease the transition for Turkey once Alex is gone (though I'm convinced at this point that dog is immortal).

Oh, and I welcomed four more rats into the colony a few weeks ago. Eight wasn't enough after all. Two of the four were babies from Paula's litter that came back because their new owner wasn't able to keep them. The other two were their cagemates.

At this point I'm beginning to think that buying stock in Petsmart might be a good idea.

Why the *%#! do you care?!

My family is the very definition of dysfunction - this I will not deny. However, in their favor, they have never been meddlers. When I hear friends speak of their overbearing and interfering parents, I thank my lucky stars that I was blessed with a mother who could care less about my personal life. This is not to say she's not interested in the things I do, but we have a strict, albeit unspoken, "don't ask, don't tell" policy when it comes to aspects of my life that are the most personal to me, e.g. friends, love, sex, relationships, money, health issues, etc.

Lately, I have been subjected to some discomfort from - of all people - strangers and those who do not have direct relevance in my life. Because I've been blessed with non-meddling family, I am never sure how to deflect rude questions. I try to answer politely, but it really boils my blood when I'm asked things that are nobody's business.

Now, I'm not exactly the most private person when it comes to discussing my personal life with my closest friends. I probably offer way more information than I should, but I do this with people I trust, people I love. Yet recently I've had a coworker come straight out and ask me questions about my financial state. And even more recently, I've endured a barrage of judgment and questions about my perpetual state of singlehood by people who just don't seem to get it.

See, I decided not too long ago that I had no desire to get married. This stems, partly, from the decision I made a number of years ago to not have children. It also stems from some pretty serious soul-searching in which I came to terms with the fact that I'm just not that good at maintaining healthy relationships. To some, this may appear as if I've given up. Have I? Maybe. But it's not something I'm all that upset about. If anything, I'm proud of the fact that I've stopped pining for Prince Charming and have continued to live my life - a healthy, fulfilling, and full one at that. I feel like as long as I continue to do this, the possibility of meeting someone who fits my life remains open. But it's not a priority, and I date, but with all the elan of a paper bag. Because marriage is not the ultimate goal, I really don't give a shit what my date may or may not think of me. The "Rules" do not apply here. I am who I am, and I've actually gotten pretty good recently at tossing the bad eggs off the island. It's amazing what you won't put up with once you've decided your own company is ultimately the best company to keep, and that being selfish is not necessarily a bad trait to have.

But I digress.

So this past week, a friend of mine from another country came to visit and was staying with some of my relatives. I accepted a dinner invitation, and hoped that the subject of my love life would not come up. Alas, it seems to be the main focus of this particular friend - this girl REALLY wants to marry me off. Within five minutes, the question came: "So, Deedee, when are you gonna get married?" With a sigh hinting of exasperation, I said, "Never." You would have thought I had just stabbed her in the thorax and called her mother a whore by the look of horror on her face.

For the next half hour, I had to defend my position. She was like a two-year-old, continually pestering, "But WHY?" She actually had the gall to say, "But I want to come to your wedding!" I said, only half-joking, "I'm too old to wear a white dress and dance in front of a bunch of people." Then my relatives' neighbor piped up and chimed in, "My sister didn't get married and have her first baby until she was 39!" Well, great. Maybe when I'm 39, I'll be in a place where I'll meet someone fantastic and it'll all work out. But I can guarantee there will be no babies, and if there is a wedding, it certainly won't be something to fly across the Atlantic to attend. I explained that even if I were ever to get married, I wouldn't have a large wedding, or even a small wedding for that matter. No white dress, no bridesmaids, no obnoxious DJ, no chicken in bearnaise sauce, no Hokey Pokey. This I thought for sure would be understood, as this friend had married her husband in a small civil ceremony with only one witness. Alas, this was not sufficient for her. Nor was it sufficient for the neighbor. "There's GOT to be a nice man around for you somewhere," I was told. Apparently they didn't notice that we're in Buffalo.

"Tell them you're a lesbian," I kept thinking to myself. "That'll really shut 'em up." But as questionable as my orientation might seem to some (I do hold "honorary lesbian" status, don't you know), I'm ultimately not gay -- and thought it insulting to my friends who are to falsely identify for the sake of worming out of an uncomfortable situation.

So finally, after a half hour of this nonsense, I took my leave. Resisting the urge to stand up and scream, "What is the MATTER with you people?! WHY THE FUCK DO YOU CARE?!?!?," I thanked them for the lovely dessert, came home, and canceled all my personal ads. Then I went to bed - alone - and relished it with a newfound appreciation for my solitude. Ah, yes. Single IS good.

And I don't care what anyone thinks of that.

Oprah has the answer: Polychronism!

A couple years back, I posted about my inability to be on time for anything. It's annoying to some, infuriating to others, and accepted by a select few. I've worked on it, I really have. I even got a little "talking to" by my boss recently, asking me to please keep an eye on the time and to give myself a few extra minutes. I'm never horrendously late for work - usually just a minute or two - but I'm late, nonetheless.

So. This morning while relishing my last true day of vacation (I go back to work tomorrow and start school in another week - for those who don't know, I took this week off to relax and hang out with some pals elsewhere), I found myself on Oprah's website. Now, I'm not normally an Oprah fan - at least not since I lived in Chicago and spent a good portion of my last four (unemployed) months there parked in front of my television - but yesterday I just happened to catch a preview of today's show while eating lunch in a restaurant. She was going to be interviewing Jeanette Walls, whose book The Glass Castle was a much-enjoyed read of mine last year. Since my television doesn't really work (the reception is maddeningly awful, so I don't even try), I logged on to see if I might be able to watch the show online. While poking around on the site, I stumbled upon a link to an article from last month's O Magazine. The headline was "Transition Anxiety," and the lead-in read, "If you're always running late, carelessness might not be to blame—your perception of time could be the culprit." Hmm...this sounded like something I might do well to read. And read I did!

Martha Beck, the author of the article, explains that people with "Polychronic" time perception aren't necessarily procrastinators, but rather have difficulty perceiving the amount of time it will take to complete a task and underestimate the transitions from one thing to the next. In other words, it's not getting to point B that's the problem, it's leaving point A that is. Polychrones, according to Beck:

• Do many things at once and are highly distractable.
• View time commitments as objectives.
• Are committed to people and relationships.
• Change plans often.
• Base promptness on the significance of the relationship.
• Have a strong tendency to build lifelong relationships.

Yep, that pretty much sums me up. So, thank you, Oprah and Martha Beck, for finally putting a name to my problem. Now I can figure out how the hell to fix it...as soon as I finish what I'm doing at the moment.

"You'll find someone good"

Sage wisdom from my friend Scott upon hearing that I'd removed myself from yet another less-than-ideal situation.

I honestly just don't understand it anymore. Then again, maybe I never did.

Out of sequestration!

And so I have, this evening, joined the ranks of those who have finished reading the seventh - and final - installment in the Harry Potter series.

It took me longer than I'd thought it would to read it, only because I was having some difficulty finding significantly adequate chunks of time during which to read. I hated the thought of trying to read it a few pages at a time, and my 10-minute breaks at work were just enough for me to get so engrossed in the story that I would return from the break feeling anxious and resentful about having had to stop reading.

I will admit that, yes, I cried throughout various points in the story, and at the end of it as well. My tears at the end were a mixture of sadness, happiness, bittersweetness, and the hollow feeling that comes from knowing you've reached the terminus of something you wish would never end. And yet I was almost disappointed at the ending.

Now, of course I cannot give said ending away or offer much commentary on it, at the risk of producing a spoiler for those of you who've not yet finished. But now at least I no longer need to shield myself from the blogs and messageboards and myriad commentary on the book.

I wonder if this is how the O.J. Simpson jury felt after the trial.

Defying the status quo

I graduated from a prestigious all-girls Catholic private school in Buffalo. It's not a "Catholic" school, per se (privately funded, not part of the Diocese), so I'm not a traditional "Catholic School Girl;" no uniforms or daily rosary readings or nuns beating me with rulers, but yes, I went to Nardin Academy.

When I tell people this, I get the same reaction: "YOU went to NARDIN?" I'm never sure if I should be insulted or flattered by this reaction, because I'm never quite sure how to interpret it. Is it that I don't seem smart enough to have gone there? Rich enough to have afforded it? Well-behaved enough to have managed to stay in? Or is it that my lack of success in life belies my superb educational background? Maybe it's because I didn't grow up to be a doctor or a lawyer or a software developer, or any of the other various "good" career paths chosen by my classmates. Maybe it's because I didn't grow up to marry a Canisius boy and pop out a mess of Nardlets whom I cart around in my M-class SUV. I mean, hell, I don't even own my own home, let alone a giant one in East Amherst.

This is not to say that I feel bad about any of the above possible reasons. I never wanted to be a lawyer, and was strong enough to face the truth about myself and a career in medicine two years into a pre-med program. I hate the suburbs, and I never even liked Canisius boys. I always thought they were obnoxious, spoiled, preppy jerks, and coming from the modest background that I did, felt I was - and never would be - snobby enough to fit into their social circles, even if I'd wanted to. Nope, I was happier dating the public school dirtbags and the occasional Timon boy, not to mention catching myself in a load of trouble with a dropout at one point. Yeah, I sold myself short most of the time.

But I digress. I suppose the status quo of the typical Nardin girl is nothing like what I've turned out to be. And I'm okay with that. I just wish people would be a little less obvious about registering such shock when they find out I'm an alumna.

Why I hate my job sometimes

It's 2:00 on a Saturday morning, and I'm wired on the grande skinny cocomoco (yes, I went to Spot - *gasp*!) I guzzled down earlier this evening. Why, in the name of all things holy, did I not order decaf? Because I have declared myself "immune" from the effects of caffeine. A silly and unrealistic declaration, for sure. I'm not immune, and now I'm posting a blog entry fewer than four hours before I need to be at work for an 8-1/2 hour shift. Ugh.

I never really minded working mornings, but lately as my summer winds to a close and my social life makes a final surge before school starts in a month, I'm getting increasingly annoyed with the fact that I have to cut my nights short to go to bed so I can wake up at the crack of ass to go to work on a Saturday. I was having FUN tonight, damn it! And it was all for naught, since all I did was come home, toss and turn, and get up to post a blog entry. I could have stayed out and been in the company of interesting people instead of this.

Alas, this is the nature of the beast. Ironically, the reason I'm working in the morning is because I didn't want to work tomorrow evening in favor of going to see some beloved bands playing out. So I suppose it's, as they say, six of one and half a dozen of the other. And until I figure out a way to be independently wealthy or talk my boss into letting me work short mid-shifts on the weekends, I suppose I'm stuck.

Why am I always alone when this stuff happens?

This afternoon, as I was sitting at the light at Hinman and Delaware, I noticed a woman at the bus stop. There was nothing extraordinary about her, really; she was older, maybe in her 60's, and had kind of funky, longish gray hair. Anyway, as I watched her, she pulled out from her dollar store bag a bottle of talcum powder, the contents of which she proceeded to dump down her pants. She was, I could tell, trying to be somewhat surreptitious about this, tugging slightly at the waistband and holding the powder bottle closely, but there was no denying what she was doing.

As I watched this, I burst out in hysterics. I mean, sure, we all need a little freshening up now and then, right? But something about this scene just seemed so odd to me, and I had to laugh. What sucked, though, was that I had no one with me to share in this oddity. I just think it would have been funnier if someone else had seen it, too. This doesn't surprise me, as I spend a great deal of my free time by myself. That is to say, when I'm not at work or out socializing, I am usually by myself. And even when I go out, I normally arrive and depart solo. This is not a bad thing, but when I see something funny, I do sometimes wish there were someone sitting in the car with me so that they can at least corroborate my story.

And I only see stuff like this when I'm by myself.

A perfect example of this is That Guy Who Walks Down Delaware. I see this guy every day, sometimes several times a day. He wears a red cap, sunglasses, has a white moustache, and carries a black bag, looking ever determined like a man on a mission. Every day, no matter what time of year it is, I see this guy walking. I see him as far down as Forest Lawn and as far north as Kenmore. I've seen him early in the morning, I've seen him late at night. A couple of months ago, I saw him exiting an apartment building in Kenmore. But whenever I ask anyone about him, no one knows who I'm talking about. I feel like I'm in a Twilight Zone episode sometimes, the way people look at me quizzically and make that face like, "oooo-kay..." when I talk about him. And whenever he walks past my work, by the time I'm able to point him out to anyone, he's out of sight. That Guy moves pretty swiftly.

I see him so much that I'd decided a while back that if I ever got close enough, I was going to talk to him, ask him what his deal was, ask him where he's always walking to, maybe try and get a glimpse into that bag. One day I saw him in the laundromat, but I was only there to pick up my cleaning, so I didn't have time to try and sidle up to him and strike up a conversation. I got my chance again a couple weeks ago, and I chickened out. I was shopping for shoes in Target, and because I was shopping for work shoes, I was in the boys' section (I have little feet). As I was trying on some super cute athleisure lace-ups, this figure cast a shadow over me. I looked up, and there was That Guy, shopping for new sneakers in the mens' section. I froze. I got nervous. I mean, here was a guy that I have seen and wondered about every day for the last four years, and he was practically breathing down my neck. I kept thinking I should ask him about his shoes, maybe make a comment about how he must go through a lot of sneakers with all the walking he does. I wanted to snap a photo of him, and send it to a bunch of people, but as fate would have it, my phone was in the car. Curses! In the end, I walked away having not said a peep to him.

Since then, I've continued to see That Guy, but never do I ever have anyone with me when I do. But at least now I know where he got those new sneakers.

Eight is Enough

Meet Pepper, the newest addition to my rattie family! She's a Dumbo (see the ears?) Black Berkshire. I picked her up earlier this week from my friend Amanda in Rochester, and she was well worth the drive!



So this brings me now to eight rats in my colony. I think I'm going to stop for a while, since I think eight rats is all I can reasonably manage.

I went to the fabric store today to buy fabric to make new pads for the cage, and the woman working at the cutting counter asked me what I was making with all this cute, brightly-colored, girly-patterned fleece. I said, "I'm making bedding for my rats' cage," at which she responded, "Rats?! You mean, like, rat rats?" I affirmed this and she said, "Oh, tell me you are not sewing for rats!" I stopped short of saying, "Oh, but I am...and I COOK for them, too!"

What was funnier was the woman standing behind me really liked the pink and purple "Princess" patterned cotton and asked if she could have the bolt when I was done having it cut. She asked me what I was making with it, and I said, "a hammock for my rats." She kind of choked and said, "Oh. I'm making pajamas for my granddaughter." I guess you had to be there, but it was funny at the time.

So yeah, I've got a new baby, and I'm finally gonna bust out the sewing machine and try my hand at making some simple pads and a hammock for the cage. It shouldn't be too difficult, but then you've never seen my sewing. It's on par with my cooking, so these poor rats may end up with some weirdly-shaped stuff. But I'm sure they won't mind. And besides, they seem to like my cooking.

Embarassment and Triumph, Part III (with new toy)!

Aaahhhh....stepping out of the clean shower into a clean bathroom is heavenly! The "before" photo of the bathroom really doesn't do the mess justice - it had actually gotten much worse before it got better, but just try to imagine a few more towels and clothes on the floor, and fixtures in sad need of scrubbing. The after photos don't really show how squeaky clean the tub and sink are, but trust me - they sparkle!

Bathroom before: And after:



AND! I did the music room today, too. I went to the music store today to buy a mute kit for my drumset (so I can practice whenever I damn well please), and while I was there I saw a keyboard on sale that I couldn't resist. So I bought it, and was inspired to clean up the music room so that I can spend hours of clutter-free practice time in there! Now that I can actually access my instruments with ease, I might actually play them as often as I should! Yay!!!

Before:





After!





It's music to my eyes!

I still have the basement and the upstairs work studio to work on, but I think for now I'm just gonna enjoy my living space. In a few days I'm going to try and sort out the various closets and cabinets and make them more user-friendly. Most of them are jumbled messes with the exception of my bedroom closet, which is beautifully organized these days - gotta keep track of all those damn shoes, of course!

Stay tuned, dear blog-watchers! There is much more to come!

Embarassment and Triumph, Part II

The bedroom is done, and I can now sleep easy. There is something to be said for sleeping in a clean room - somehow sleep just seems to come easier when you're unobstructed by clutter.

I call my bedroom "The Princess Lair" because it is, unlike most of the other rooms in the house, very girly. Definitely shabby chic and very feminine, and I like it that way. One time a while ago when my place was clean (because it wasn't always so messy, you know), a friend of mine came over and looked in there and expressed shock at how girly it was. I asked why he was so surprised, and his response was, "I don't know, I figured you'd have it decorated in, like, a Harley motif or something." God, I hope that's not really the image I project!

Well anyway, here's the moment you've been waiting for -- another set of before and after images! Woo-hoo!

Before:



After:
(Yeah, there really was a bed under all that crap)!



I'll be going to bed now.

Small town city

I really don't know what it is, but I have this uncanny knack for running into people I know every time I venture out. Not just people I know from working with the public - I don't count those people, unless they're regular customers with whom I've established a deeper rapport - but people I know on a personal level. It seems like no matter where I go or what I'm doing, I run into at least one person I know. Stores, restaurants (remember the buffet bust?), shows, bars, festivals, or even just driving down the street...there's always someone.

I used to think Chicago was the biggest small town I'd ever lived in, but Buffalo has it beat. Today I was driving back from running errands in Williamsville, and as I was inching along on the expressway in rush-hour traffic, I pulled up next to a familiar-looking car. It was, indeed, a fellow partner from Starbucks. Then I was in Target, and as I rounded the corner of an aisle, I ran into my cousin. Then as I was driving home I heard a beep next to me, and there was my drum teacher and her roommate waving at me.

Note to self: don't commit any felonies. Someone will recognize you.

For the love of rats

I was recently asked by someone how I got into rats. Those of you who know me know all about my obsession, but not many people know how it happened. Having been asked the question a few times now, I thought it prudent to compose a blog entry with the answer. And in formulating said answer, it occurred to me that my love of the critters came about quite accidentally.

I've always been an animal lover. There has never been a time in my life, save for the first four years, that I have been completely petless. For the past several years I'd thought about getting a rat, and often I would stop at the rat cages in various pet stores and watch them. Part of it has to do with their "underdog" status in society, I suppose, but in observing them and talking to people who've owned them, I was intrigued by their sweetness and brightly intelligent nature. So one day in March of 2006, I was in the local pet shop buying dog food, and I asked the girl if they had any rats. They did, but they were kept in the back in the "feeder" tank. I asked if I could look, and she let me back there. There was a white and black hooded rat who looked at me quizzically through the glass, so I asked if I could hold her. They took her out and handed her to me, and she squirmed a bit, but I held her tight, looked into her eyes, and said, "Listen, rat, you're coming home with me, it's a good place, you're going to love it there, and that's final. Understood?" The rat immediately calmed down, almost went limp, and I was in love.

I brought her home, named her Nancy (another story in itself), and couldn't believe how cool she was. A couple months later I got her a cagemate, as I had read that rats quite literally require the companionship of another rat, and just happened to see an ad on craigslist for a female rat that was being given away. The cagemate had a rough start (suffice to say her name "Dash" was given to her due to the fact that she'd escaped in the car on the way home and spent three days living in my dashboard before I was able to coax her out) and she was a bit more of a challenge, as she had been kept alone for quite a while and had had no socialization. Eventually she came around, though, and I fell in love with her, too.

A few months later, I decided a third rat was in order, so this time I went to a breeder, a fellow in the Grant-Amherst area who specializes in exotics. Ivy was the most obnoxious rat I'd ever met; completely misbehaved and resistant to any kind of affection or discipline, and she ended up scurrying into the darkness one night. But still I couldn't stop. I had this huge cage now, and I felt compelled to fill it. I brought Rosie home from Steve's Pets in Williamsville one morning, introduced her to Nancy and Dash, and the three became fast pals.

I still had all this room, so one day this past March I was in the same store where I'd gotten Nancy, and that's where I got Paula. If you look back into the archives, you'll see the post about Paula and her babies - but just to refresh your memory, I brought Paula home not knowing she was pregnant. Three weeks after I brought her home, she had her litter of fifteen babies. I had to keep the babies for at least five weeks before I could adopt them out, so at that point I had 19 rats.

A couple of weeks after the babies were born, Nancy passed away despite the valiant efforts of the vet to save her. I was heartbroken. Nancy was, as we call it in the rattie-loving world, my "heart rat." She was the one who introduced me to the love of rats, to the coolness that rats could be, to the loyalty and affection one could never believe would come from a rodent. Nancy spent hours riding on my shoulder, content to just watch the world from her perch. Everyone who met Nancy fell in love with her. Nancy was, to sum it up, one really cool rat. Shortly after Nancy died, Dash, who'd been ill but until Nancy's death was making a recovery, fell seriously ill again and also passed away. It was very tough losing two rats in a week's time, but bittersweet knowing that Dash just gave up without Nancy.

At 5 weeks, I had to separate the babies by sex. I knew I was keeping a few of the girls, so I decided to invest in the most coveted of all cages known to rodent owners the world over: The Midwest Ferret Nation. This thing is a behemoth of shelves and levels, a powder-coated luxury rodent condominium on wheels that cost me more than a week's pay. I spent the days preceding its arrival trolling thrift shops and dollar stores to outfit it with brightly colored blankets and toys. After it arrived and I put it together, I then spent two days covering it with 1/4" hardware cloth becuase the bars were spaced too far apart and could easily facilitate escape. But when all was said and done, I filled it with my treasures, and the rats were, as only rats can be, thrilled. The best find was the Weebils treehouse that plays music when the rats step on the ferris wheel. It's awesome to be sitting here and suddenly hear the tinkling and beeping of canned circus music coming from the cage. The first time it happened I nearly jumped out of my chair, but I've gotten used to it, and it makes me laugh. Anyway, the thing is a cinch to clean, and it has made my rat ownership that much easier.

After I'd adopted out all the girls I was giving away, I still had two boys. Bob and Nathan were the coolest, but I couldn't let them live in the Ferret Nation with the girls. I shopped around for a vet who could neuter them, but in the end it just proved too costly, so with a heavy heart, I decided to put them up for adoption. As fate would have it, five minutes after I placed the ad I got a response from a girl who had the exact opposite problem as me - she had two girls that shd couldn't put in the large cage with all her boys. So one Friday morning last month, I delivered Bob and Nathan to her house, and came away with Dex and Moushe. It was a worthwhile trade; I've since heard that Bob and Nathan adjusted fantastically and are much-loved by their new owner and cagemates, and my two new girls, despite an initial fracas in which Rosie's right ear was badly damaged, have made friends here.

I have another girl in the wings, a baby from my friend Amanda in Rochester who, ironically, had taken two of my babies from Paula's litter. Right after she adopted my girls, she had an accidental breeding of one of hers. So see, in the rat community, we never really get rid of our rats, we just trade them back and forth. :-)

So that's the story of my rats. I don't see myself ever not having rats now, and it's hard for me to imagine life without them. Yet despite my best efforts to educate the rest of the non-rat world on the joys of rodentia, it's a tough sell. But that's okay, because as long as there are people like me in the world, rats will always have a place on this earth.

Now I suppose I should include some photos with this entry, just so you can see for yourself how adorable these little kids are!

The Ferret Nation!



Nancy (RIP) meets Turkey the kitten:



More Nancy:



Dash (RIP):



Dash and Rosie spooning!



Moushe squishing into the little house:



Liza in the Treehouse:



How many rats can squish into one igloo? I think I counted six:



I should send these to McDonalds, lol!






Now tell me they're gross!

Embarassment and Triumph, Part I

Operation Project Toss Redux is well underway, and holy shit I have a lot of crap! In the past week I've thrown away no fewer than five Hefty bags full of stuff, and that's just from the living room, dining room, and kitchen. I still have a bathroom, a bedroom, a music room, a basement, and a studio space to clear out and organize. But here is the first round of photos, representing three solid days' worth of work.

Keep in mind that this is a "work in progress;" once the cleaning is completed, there is remodeling on the horizon. I like the kitchen the way it is, but the living room and dining room will look much different when all is said and done. I plan on painting over the awful paneling, the horrid orange carpet will be ripped up and replaced with laminate (or the floors underneath will be restored if they are able to be), and I have vertical blinds to install in the living room, replacing the cat-battered miniblinds.

So, without further ado...

Kitchen before:



And after:





Another kitchen view before:



And after:



Living Room before:





And after:





Dining Room before (God, this is SO embarrassing!):





And after:





So there you have it! More photos to come...

The Greatest Thing EVER

So I bought myself a P-touch labeler, and it is the single most awesome thing I have ever owned in my life. As part of Operation Project Toss, it has become the most indispensible tool in organizing my crap.

And to think I made so much fun of my boss for labeling everything at work...she really was on to something!

Kicking ass and taking hints

Why are people such cowardly shits sometimes? I mean, it's like this: if you don't like me, just tell me. I'll get over it. But if you just ignore me and expect that I'll simply fade into the ether, I mean...come on. Let's be grown-ups here, shall we? It's not that I can't take a hint, it's that I refuse to, based on mere principle.

*frantically searches for dog-eared copy of He's Just Not That Into You*

Where is the line? Seriously! If I decide to move on my own terms I'm selfish. If I blow off a date or do not avail myself, I'm chastised. Yet if I show enthusiasm or optimism, I'm branded a stalker.

I give up. I just can't fucking win this one. Short of getting a personality transplant, I'm doomed in this department. And ironically enough, this time I wasn't even looking for anything. It found me, and it still kicked my ass.

To the Curb

Operation Project Toss Redux continues.

My mom is having a garage sale next weekend, and I'm furiously trying to go through all my shit and figure out what I don't need anymore. I'm convinced that if I just clear all the junk from my house, the junk in my head will follow closely behind. It's actually a proven fact that a messy house = a messy mind, and vice versa. Ironically enough, it's also been proven that messy people are pretty damn smart. I'm not kidding; studies have been done correlating IQ with level of messiness. Something about how the smarter you are, the more pies your fingers are likely to be poking around in, the more interests you have, and the more likely you are to collect stuff. It goes with being creative as well - to a creative mind, there is a potential use for just about anything.

This all makes sense to me, but it's a vicious irony, because I have all this crap laying around with the intention to turn it into something someday, and in the meantime I'm hindering my ability to get anything done in the here and now. Ah, Procrastination, my old friend...time to kick your ass to the curb.

Speaking of the curb, why will I never, ever learn my lesson when it comes to letting people into my life who don't belong there? Well, maybe I'll figure it out once I get rid of all this shit piled up all over the house.

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Oh, and I've lost 16.8 pounds! Squeeeee! If you're interested in reading still more of my ramblings, musings, and grumblings related to this venture, check out my other blog!

Operation Project Toss Redux

In my initial post way back in March of 2005, I mentioned that I am an incurable messie. I've thought about blogging more about it, but it's pretty damn embarrassing, to be honest. Basically, I suffer from CHAOS - Can't Have Anyone Over Syndrome.

So anyway, here I am trying to find things to do with myself instead of eat. I decided that cleaning the house would be something that might keep me occupied for, oh, about six years, so this morning I set to work. An hour into it, I got a call from the Williamsville store asking me if I could cover a shift this afternoon. Being the hour whore that I am lately, I said yes, dropped my trash bag, and hopped in the shower. By the time I got home all I wanted to do was eat dinner and watch a movie and take a nap. But this place is getting to the point where even I can't stand it. Yeah, it's that bad. So I decided that this summer's project is going to be getting this dump into some semblance of order. I'm calling this "Operation Project Toss Redux." (The original OPT was a few years ago before moving here). I took photos, in fact, but I'm not going to post them until I've finished the job.

This is not a job for the weak at heart, believe me. Despite having pushed myself for the last couple of hours to try and at least make a dent, it seems like such an endless venture, like Sisyphus and that damn boulder. Well, at least I won't be bored. Between the diet and the house project, I'm gonna be getting rid of a lot of junk. I hope.

And hey...I lost 5.4 pounds! Ha!

The Fat Chick Speaks

Weight Loss Counselor: So, Deanna, if you continue in your current habits, where do you see yourself a year from now?

Me: Dead.


Morbid? Yes. Exaggeration? Not so much. As stated before, many moons ago when I gave Weight Watchers my 14th try, this is not a weight loss blog. Chronicling the ebb and flow of the number on the scale and blogging about every morsel that passes my lips is not the point of this venture. But it's worth mentioning that my weight is something I've struggled with my whole life, starting when I was about 10 years old. I put up a humorous, Roseann-esque front about it most of the time (like yesterday when I pointed out the irony of the shirt I was wearing - it had whales on it), but deep inside I've always known it would be my demise if not lassoed and corralled for good.

When I was in my 20's, weight loss came easily. Weight gain came easier. I bounced up and down the scale at astonishing speeds. And then when I turned 30, it was like I could hear the audible grinding halt of my metabolism, damaged by years of yo-yo-ing and a myriad of eating disorders, and I've done little else but pack on weight ever since. I'm not going to crunch numbers here, or reveal how much I actually weigh, but I will say that I am officially 108 pounds heavier than I was six years ago, and the most I've ever weighed in my life. Somewhere in those six years I lost about 40 pounds, and put it back on, then lost 35, and put that back on even faster. And while it's been weighing heavy on my mind (nice pun, ha, I kill me!) these last few months, Bill's death last month was the wake-up call I needed. Bill wasn't even overweight, but it brought to light the fact that if I could lose two acquaintances and nearly lose another - all under 40 - to heart attacks, then it wasn't so far-reaching to think that I, myself, weighing over 100 pounds more than I should - could be on a mortician's slab before long. I'm not "obsessed with death," as has been charged by some; I'm simply faced with my own mortality.

I will confess that I waxed poetic about the futility of life for a while after Bill died, thinking, "wow, what's the point if I eat this donut or not...I could drop dead in the street tomorrow anyway." Yet if I'm going to be found dead on the street, I don't want to weigh so much that they need a fucking piano crane to lift me up into the coroner's wagon. I'd also like to lose some weight so that I have the energy to clean my house before I drop dead and end up with one of my friends or family members saddled with the task.

So. Yeah. I joined Whoopi's ranks today and signed on with L.A. Weight Loss. In the last 20 years or so, I've tried Weight Watchers (several times) and various offshoots like dear old Ida's Ideal Weight Program (several times). I've done the Idiot's Diet, the Grapefruit Diet, the Hollywood Diet (oh, yuck), pills, pills, and more pills, from quack mail-order shit from the back of Cosmo to Metabolife to prescriptions like Meridia and Phentermine. I've consumed enough Slim-Fast to drown an entire small nation in artificial vanilla flavor. I've done protein shakes, South Beach, Beach Body, fasting, and some diet that a customer gave me to try. Some of these plans have worked. Some of them worked well. Others didn't work at all. But nonetheless, the weight always came back, and with a vengeance. I never tried Susan Powter's diet, but I can see now where the "Stop the Insanity!" sentiment comes from.

Anyway, this entry has gone on long enough. You get the point. I'm fat, and I'm trying to not be. But more than anything, I'm just trying not to be dead.

Random thoughts from the bowels of hell

It's like a thousand degrees in my house right now, and I can't sleep...so I'm updating this thing instead.I've been meaning to update for the last week or so, but just haven't gotten around to it. So hey, why not take advantage of not being able to sleep?

This heat is making me think of those Chicago summers when it would be so hot I would strip down to nothing, jump into a cold shower, and then lay in the middle of the living room floor under the ceiling fan. I still marvel at how I survived living in all those third-story walkups with no air conditioning. I can still remember the first summer there, the way my kitchen on Pratt smelled like coffee and cigarettes and pine-sol, mixed with the occasional rotting banana. There was only one small window in the kitchen, and it faced another building. Our back "porch" was little more than a landing, and in the summer our lack of diligence in taking out the trash would manifest itself in yet another lingering smell in the sweltering kitchen. Michael and I would sit around and smoke and read and guzzle gallons of iced coffee and slurpees while the pets would flatten themselves out into furry pancakes on the bathroom floor.

My second summer there, 1995, was the most brutal summer on record. Over 800 people died in one of the worst heat waves in Chicago history. It was so bad that the city had to call in refrigerated trailers to store the bodies, because the morgues were all full. I was managing the Shell station at that point, and I would get up at 4:00 in the morning, walk the dog down to the lake, and the two of us would jump in and swim for half an hour. Then I'd go back up to the sweltering apartment, take a cold shower, and go to my air-conditioned job, where I'd stay for the entire day - not because I had that much work to do, but because it was cooler than my apartment. I hated that job, in fact, but it kept my body temperature down.

Speaking of the apartment on Pratt, the friend who found it for us - Michael's best friend since childhood, Bill - passed away last week. He's the third person under 40 I know who's had a heart attack in the last year, and the second one to have not survived. I had a whole entry on the fragility and futility of life planned out after I learned of his passing, but I just haven't had the energy to write it. Maybe if the temperature drops a bit.

Superpowers

This morning, my friend and I were discussing which super power we'd want to possess (I guess kind of like on Heroes, except I don't watch that show so I don't really know what he was talking about). At first I chose invisibility, but then I decided I'm already pretty good at throwing on the figurative invisibility cloak. What purpose would being literally invisible serve, other than to fulfill a couple of voyeuristic fantasies? Meh. That's why God made webcams and the internet.

Then I thought I might like to fly, but since I don't live in Chicago anymore and the ability to fly over traffic is useless in Buffalo (unless you're headed downtown on Delaware and hit the light at Hertel, at which point it might come in handy), I switched to the ability to time travel. Though our discussion was brief, it stayed with me and got me thinking about what things I would change if I could go back in time.

There's a lot I wouldn't change, despite the fact that it was bad. Why? Because, as Senor Rubio, my friend Gus' late dad, used to say, "No hay malo que no viene para bueno" - There is no bad that does not come for good. I would still make a lot of the same mistakes, date many of the same bad people, and consume some of the bad things I ingested. What I would change, however, would be my opinion of myself.

If I could travel back, say, 20 or 25 years, I would ignore the people in my life who made me feel like shit and made me second-guess myself all the time. I would take better care of myself and be more selfish. I'd learn how to say "No" more often and walk away from things and people that were no good for me. I'd know that when a person no longer wished to be in my company I'd accept it as life and move on. I wouldn't take everything so personally. I'd realize that the definition of insanity is, indeed, doing the same thing over and over again while expecting different results, and in doing so I could prevent myself from making a lot of the same mistakes. I'd eat fewer twinkies. I'd lose my extra fat cells before puberty, and I'd lose them because I'd love myself enough to want to be rid of them, and not because I was trying to please someone else. I would control my temper better. I wouldn't start smoking. I'd hang out with more nerds and care less what the cool kids thought of me. I'd study more, and not just because I was trying to not be grounded for an entire semester. I'd think more and talk less. I'd look in the mirror and like what I saw, even if the boys on the bus barked at me. I'd save my Pigs in Space lunchbox and sell it for a small fortune on eBay in 25 years. I'd listen when my elders tell me time goes too quickly. I'd enjoy the present, forget the past, and not worry so much about the future.

The only thing, though, is that I guess on Heroes, the dude who time travels continues to age in "real time" so it's different. Even still, now that I've gotten a chance to look at what I would have done 25 years ago, I realize that I still have time to do all that stuff - and then when I'm 60, I won't be writing the same post over again. Because that, by definition, would be insane.

Rats!

They're a good thing. And they've taken over my life. I'm not talking about the garbage-eating, suburb-infesting, gigantic, evil mud-brown ones; I'm talking about my pets. When I got my first one a year ago, I never imagined that I would be taking her to the vet, giving her twice-daily antibiotics, hanging out on rat-owner message boards, and making it my mission in life to educate the entire world on the total coolness of rat ownership. Oh, but I am.

But this post is actually about Paula. A little over three weeks ago, I was in the pet store and I walked by the back room and noticed the feeder tank had a few rats in it. I know myself all too well when it comes to "just looking" at pets, yet I still asked to be allowed back to do just that. I ended up taking home a black berkshire who I named Paula, and soon she was co-habitating peacefully with cagemates Nancy, Dash, and Rosie. Last week I looked at Paula and thought, "wow, she sure is fat!" Then she stood up and I realized that she wasn't fat - she was pregnant! Rats gestate for three weeks, so I wouldn't have known she was pregnant when I first got her, and besides, they really don't start to show significantly until the last few days.

So all of a sudden, I found myself scrambling for information, freaking out like a nervous dad. Through my acquaintances on the rat forum, I got the basics: separate her from the other rats. Build her a nesting/birthing cage. Feed her lots of extra protein and fatty stuff. Watch for the signs of labor and delivery. I went on Friday and got all the necessary supplies - an 18-gallon plastic storage tote, some aluminum screen, duct tape, white paper towels, and some super-soft bedding stuff. By Friday afternoon she was set up in her new digs and was nesting like crazy. All night on Friday I kept checking to see if she was in labor yet, but I couldn't tell. She looked like she was about to burst, and a few times I looked at her and she was actually grimacing. If you've never seen a rat grimace, it's quite a sight to behold, I'll tell you that much.

When I left for work at 6:00 Saturday morning, she was standing up and pressed up against the side of the tote. I didn't see any blood, but she looked really stressed out. And sure enough, when I got home from work a little after noon, she'd had the babies. All FIFTEEN of them. Yes, I said fifteen. One-Five. 15. So now I have 19 rats, and my house has become nothing but rat cages everywhere you look. Nancy and Dash are sick, so they're in quarantine in the big cage. Rosie is very unhappily living on her own in the medium cage. Paula and the babies are in the birthing tank. Eventually the babies' eyes will open and they'll start exploring, at which point I will have to move them all and play musical cages. Depending on how quickly they get adopted out, it's quite possible I may end up with more cages lining the perimeter of my house.

I guess I should be happy I got such a great deal. I mean, hell, I got 16 rats for the price of one. But now I have to find homes for them all.

Oh, and baby rats look like hippos.

The most wonderful time of the year

It's spring! But more importantly, it's Easter time!

Now, I couldn't really care so much about Easter, though it is a pretty important holiday in my religion (I generally shy away from discussing religion, since it's such a personal thing with me, but in a nutshell, I'm a Spiritualist, and Easter is the day that proves everything we believe and hold true about our bro JC); but as most of you know, I possess possibly the most raging sweet tooth on the planet, and with Easter comes...

Creme Eggs.

Oh my god. Creme Eggs, along with Indian buffets and ranch dressing, are grossly responsible for my corpulence. Thankfully they only come along once a year, because if they were available year-round, I might not fit through my doorways. I hate myself for loving them. I hate Cadbury for creating them. I hate Rite Aid for putting them on sale for 39 cents and planting them smack in the front of the store where I can't ignore them as I'm passing through to pick up my prescriptions. I hate that they make my teeth hurt but I still keep sucking them down because they just taste so. fucking. good. And if they weren't already evil enough, now they come in orange flavor, too! Kill me now before I eat myself to death.

In other news, I saw not one, but TWO robins yesterday. Yes, indeed, spring is here. Spring brings new life. Spring brings change. And I swear I'm going to make some changes this year. As soon as the creme eggs disappear from the shelves.

It's official! I'm a BFA candidate!

I PASSED PORTFOLIO REVIEW!!!!!

What this means, for those who may not know:

When you enter the design program at Buffalo State (or any other school, for that matter; most of them operate like this), you are listed as an "uncommitted" design major. Depending on what concentration you decide to pursue, whether it is Communication (in my case), interiors, ceramics, wood, etc, you take your foundations courses first and then go on to the upper level courses in your concentration. Before you can go on to the upper levels, however, at some point you have to submit your portfolio before you are formally accepted into the concentration. In the case of Communication Design, once you've taken Visual Communications I (remember the kiosk fiasco?), the following semester is when you submit for review.

Upon reviewing your portfolio, a jury comprised of faculty and department heads will decide if your work warrants admission into the major. If you pass, you go on your merry way and your status changes from "uncommitted" to "BFA candidate in communication design" If you fail, you get another chance. If you fail the second time, they kick you out of the department altogether and you have to pick a new major.

So I passed, and I'm in. And now I'm just a little less crazy.

But some days do suck, and apparently so do I.

You sleep alone at night
You never wonder why
All this bitterness wells up inside you
You always victimize
So you can criticize yourself
And all those around you

I guess I've realized recently just what a generally unhappy person I am. Outside influences like school, relationship, and work stress aside, internally I'm miserable. I've tried to laugh it off and dismiss it as a "Gemini thing," but quite frankly, it's driving me down.

It's like for every good thing in my life, I can think of three bad things. I'm actually having a kick-ass semester, but I submitted my portfolio for review this week and will find out on Monday whether or not I made it into the BFA program. And truthfully, I'm worried that I didn't pass. I feel like I've worked hard, but maybe not hard enough. Or maybe I've worked really hard, but I'm just not talented enough. Maybe design isn't what I'm meant to do, and this is a devastating revelation.

For every friend I have, I seem to have five enemies. I've seen with my own eyes, in print, the hatred projected upon my person. I'm a "manipulative loonball" and my "chi is unbalanced." I shouldn't let it bother me, for out of all these people only a few have ever even met me in real life - the others are going on mere conjecture and internet representation. However, it is interesting to note that my father is a manipulative loonball, and originally this post was going to be about him.

Anyway, I think the reason that all this crap bothers me is that I am just not happy. I try to surround myself with the things I think will make me happy, but I'm like that person in the middle of a crowd who feels incredibly lonely. I keep looking for solutions to my problems, and keep thinking that "if I only had/did/knew/lived/weighed _____, I'd have it made," while in truth, it's what's within me that's killing me. I don't have/do/know/live/weigh what I want because inside something isn't working correctly to allow me to open up to receive these things.

Not too long ago I came to understand that I can't rely on other people for my happiness, that being alone is what I do best, and that the more I admit I don't know or understand, the more I'm able to learn. It's a nice sentiment, but I can't seem to put it into any real sort of practice. I do rely on other people for my happiness, and when they fall short of my expectations, I get upset and I take it personally. Failing to recognize that all people are not my type and that not all people think the same way I do is my biggest weakness. Caring too much about what people think of me is my second biggest. Knocking myself out trying to prove myself to those who don't like me is my third. A truly happy person does not do this. A truly stable and sane person does not do this. Manipulative loonball Geminis, however, do. And they do it all the time.

I'm caught in a complicated web of shit that just keeps getting more and more tangled and difficult to sort out. Years ago there was a Honda ad campaign where the company encouraged people to "simplify." That's what I want to do. (Simplify, not buy a Honda, haha). I look around at my messy house, my screwed-up relationship, my teeming schedule, my out-of-control habits, my dwindling bank account, my rising bills...and I just want to scream, "GET OUT!" to all of it. Everything is a fucking production, a dramafest, and a hassle. I can't ever get from point A to point B; instead I start at point G, work my way back to E, jump ahead to M, backpedal to D, and then stay up all night working back to A so that I can finally scramble to B in the nick of time. I think this post is a testament to that.

James (the ex from NOLA, for those of you who haven't been following the continuous orbit of Planet Deedums) broke up with me, for the most part, because he found me unstable. The ironic thing is that I feel like I've spent my whole life pursuing stability. Every time I move, start a new relationship, change jobs, join another cause, I think, "this is the one I'm going to stick with. This is the one that's finally going to work. This is the end of the line. This is the one I'm going to settle on." But the real issue is that I just can't be honest with myself. I put myself in destructive situations, involve myself with destructive people, and engage in destructive behaviors; and when I do get into something good, I run away or push it away to the point where it runs from me. Then I get all "poor me" about it. That's pretty messed up.

And just like everything else, this post is leaving a trail of destruction behind it, so I think I've said enough.

Feel free to jump in with some armchair psychology here, folks. It'll be cheaper than that Jungian shrink who didn't do shit anyway.

Not all my days suck!

Ever have one of those days where you just seem really lucky? Like...you have two projects due that day, but you only get one of them done...then you park illegally (and really close to the building) and slip into the room just as the professor is starting to take the attendance. Then there ends up not being enough time in the class period to go over the project you haven't finished. Then you get to your car and there's no ticket.

After class you go to your closing shift at work, and everything is practically finished when you walk in. You're working with awesome people, and you end up getting out 15 minutes after the place closes.

I love days like that. Too bad they don't happen more often.

Some random updates

It just occurred to me that some past posts may warrant updates, so I just thought I'd throw those down while I'm thinking of it.

The Charm Bracelet - I got one for Christmas the same year I posted that entry (2005). It was given to me by two people I've never even met in person, a couple from Oregon I met on a message board. We did an online Secret Santa exchange, and they'd picked up on the charm bracelet thing, and sent me one, along with a little silver starfish charm. It's awesome and I love it. Now I just need to fill it with more charms. My mom gave me a cat charm and a shamrock charm for Christmas, but there's lots more room on it! I was browsing a charm shop online and saw some really cool ones. My birthday is in May, folks. And, not that it matters much, but Valentine's Day is next week. Surely there's a secret admirer who wants to give me one of these, no? ;-)

The Viscom project/Last semester's grades: The travel kiosk was a bomb. And not as in "the bomb," either - it was just a bomb. I ended up with a C+ in the class. BUT...I rocked that Anthro final, landed an A in that class, along with a B+ in each of my other classes. Final tally=3.24 GPA. So I still pretty much rock.

Canine Senility: Alex is getting worse. She has to be confined when I'm not home and now when I'm asleep, too. She won't eat the food in her bowl but is happy to tip the food bin over and spill it all over the floor, and she's even happier to empty my pantry of as much of its contents as possible. Last night she got into a box of spaghetti, a container of salt, a bottle of olive oil, and a box of cereal. THAT was fun to clean up off the floor. Not.

And I'm still not in love. Or maybe I'm just in denial.

What is my deal, anyway?

It must be a Gemini thing; you know, that whole "twins" issue. I used to say of myself "Behold the living dichotomy!" but lately I've been noticing that my life has gone beyond dichotomy and has moved into just plain chaos.

I wish I could be one of those people who is just one thing, who has set parameters and static opinions. But I'm not, and I suppose that's what makes me who I am, right? My whole life I've never been able to stick to one "image." One day I'm a hippie, the next day I'm a biker chick. Tuesday I'm a librarian and by Wednesday I'm just a scuzzy old slacker. I sometimes feel like I don't wear outfits, but rather "costumes" to reflect what kind of mood I'm in that day. This might not be so bad, but I'm 35 years old, and I sometimes dress like I'm 14. I think it has some deep-seated roots in my parents' constant squelching of my self-expression during my most formative years. Sometimes I think it has to do with my hugely diverse musical tastes. I've never been one of those people whose CD collection contains only one genre. Spend a few minutes shuffling through the playlist on my iPod and you'll hear Joni Mitchell, Henry Rollins, Tracy Chapman, Alice Donut, Ice Cube, Cake, Kool and the Gang, Laibach...you get the picture.

At nearly 36, I'm still struggling to figure out who I am. While most people my age are married (or divorced) with kids, stable jobs, established careers, and homes of their own, I'm floundering about in a sea of self-doubt and second-guesses. I often think about how different things might have been if I'd made different decisions along the way. Like, what if I'd not moved back to Buffalo? What if I'd stayed in Chicago and toughed it out? What if I'd moved to a different city? What if I'd chosen a different career path? What if I'd stood up for myself and pushed harder to explore my interest in advertising when I was in high schoo,l instead of meekly accepting that I would be what my parents wanted me to be (and then failing)?

What if I'd not done the things that led to the failure of one relationship after another (because yes, I do blame myself for many of them)? What if I'd given so-and-so a chance? What if so-and-so had given me a chance? Would I be married? Would I have kids? I've decided that, indeed, marriage and children are not my thing. But did this come about because I never got the opportunity to have them, or did I not open myself to the opportunity because I knew in my heart of hearts they weren't what I wanted?

There are so many questions and so few answers for this shit. I didn't mean for this post to become so philosophical and depressing; in fact it was supposed to be about how weird I am. Well, I guess I just reinforced that, didn't I? I promise my next post will make you laugh.

Wow, the first post of 2007!

I can't believe it's already February. It seems like just yesterday I was posting that "first post of 2006" about LePew. It's been a year!

It really is true what our parents told us all those years when we were little and so impatient for the time to pass; the older you get, the faster it flies.

(Speaking of time flying, I'd like to send out wishes for a very happy 6th wedding anniversary to my dear friends Gus and Lynne)!

Anyway, dear blogwatchers, the new semester is well underway now, and though I don't want to jinx myself, I must say it's going pretty well. My portfolio review is coming up, though, so hopefully that trend will continue. I haven't quite begun to stress out about the review yet - but talk to me in a couple weeks and I'm sure my tune will have changed!

So what's in store for the new year? Lots of stuff, I promise! I've made some resolutions, some anti-resolutions, and some changes. Expect to see some sorting of it all right here on the hallowed pages of As Planet Deedums Turns. I'm sure you can't wait.

When Bad Habits Attack!

So after all the craziness of last week, I took a trip over to the doctor to see why I haven't been feeling any better despite the antibiotics I was prescribed earlier.

Well, turns out I have asthma. Heh. Looks like all that bodily abuse of the last twenty or so years is finally catching up with me. While smoking hasn't been an issue for a while (but was for more than half my life), and my drinking was brought way under control once school started (I have a tendency to drink a lot in the summer and hardly drink at all during the fall and winter months) it's mainly my weight that's plaguing me now. Looks like that's the source of all my troubles. First the bad back (which wasn't caused by the weight but is certainly exacerbated by it), then the migraines, now asthma...what's next, diabetes and a handicapped parking permit? Well, sure. Why not? Throw me a cane while you're at it.

*sigh*

I guess I'm going back to Weight Watchers. Happy Holidays, indeed.

Being fat sucks. Being fat with asthma sucks even worse. Hindsight sucks the most balls ever. Take better care of yourselves, gentle readers. I wish I had.

More on this later. My steroids are calling me.

Another semester under my belt!

As of 7:30 this evening, my semester officially came to an end. Looks like it was another relatively good one grade-wise, though I won't know for sure until grades are posted next week. I hate that they make you wait so long to find out! Talk about nerve-wracking!

I was going to post this morning, after an extended cram session that involved a shit-ton of work, reading, and stressing out and not so much sleep, showers, or nutritious food. Alas, as I sat down to write it all out, my body decided to scream a hearty "fuck you!" at me, and I crashed. Hard.

See, I was working on this project for my Visual Communications (or VisCom as it is more commonly known by those of us who just can't bear to expend the energy for eight whole syllables on a class name), and it hadn't been going very well. It was a 4-paneled advertising kiosk for a travel agency, with graphics on all eight surfaces. For the last couple weeks I struggled with design and construction problems, mostly born of motivation issues stemming from a raging case of Decemberitis and exacerbated by an otherwise hectic schedule. Then two days ago I discovered that my flash drive was missing. It must have fallen off somewhere, and though I spent the entire evening retracing my steps, I turned up nothing.

So yesterday morning I found myself no closer to being done with the thing than I was two weeks ago, and so I took a deep breath, thanked God that I'd had the wherewithal to back up all my files on disc last week (how's that for irony?), and got to work. The timeline went something like this:

6:30 - I drag myself out of bed for my second final of the semester, my Color Theory critique, which goes from 7:30 to 9:30 a.m.

Between 10 a.m. and noon, I run around gathering supplies I was going to need for the project. Then I run a few necessary errands, and by noon I'm on my way back to campus.

Noonish - 1:00 p.m. Fart around, check email, talk to some people, extract the files and organize my thoughts. Freak out a little but remind myself that I've got all the rest of the day to finish this thing.

1:00 p.m. - 3:00 p.m. one panel has the graphics and text finished and laid out, three of the four inside panels are printed.

3:00 p.m. - 4:30 p.m. I take a break to run a few more errands, come home to walk the dog, make a phone call, and stop and get some dinner.

5:30 p.m. I realize I've got exactly 24 hours and 10 minutes to get this thing finished.

4:30 p.m. - 7:30 p.m. Graphics for second panel (a photoshop collage extravaganza) are done and laid out. Still needs text, though.

7:30 p.m. - 9:00 p.m. I screw around a little, get up and stretch and walk around for a minute, then one of my classmates comes in and I end up chatting with her for a while before deciding to take another break. I go and get some coffee, stop home to check on the pets and change my shirt (I'd been wearing this huge sweater and that studio gets hot).

9:00 p.m. - 4:30 a.m. Finally finished with the layouts and printing of all eight sides, the piece is ready to for the construction phase. I decide to do this part at home, because at this point I'm really sick of the inside of Upton Hall room 203. I've had enough. I have bags under my eyes, my vision is blurring, my left eyelid is twitching, my back is stiff, and my right hand is permanently formed into the shape of a mouse.

4:45 a.m. Stop at Tim Horton's for coffee, and for the second time in two weeks, I pull up to the drive-thru only to be shot down. Who knew they closed every night from 4:30 to 5:00? Damn it!

5:00 a.m. - 6:30 a.m. Prints are mounted onto board. Boards are cut and slotted and fit together. Turkey the cat keeps jumping on me, the piece keeps falling apart, and I'm getting increasingly agitated. Finally, at 6:30 a.m. - 17 hours after I started, and 24 hours since I'd last slept - the thing is finished. I'm so damn proud of it, I take it to Starbucks with me when I go to get coffee. My coworkers are slightly baffled as to why I do this, but I wanted someone - anyone - to see the fruit of my labor. Unshowered since Tuesday, skin a sallow shade of gray mixed with the flush of sleep deprivation, looking like I'd been socked in the eyes, rocking indigestion from gallons of coffee and some horrid fried chicken strips, and on my 25th hour with no sleep, I am a picture of creative psychosis.

6:30 a.m. - 7:30 a.m. I still have two books to finish reading for my Anthro exam, which is happening in six hours. I'm confident I can do it, since they're short books with interesting subject matter. Plus I'd been to all the lectures and figure I can just skim over the contents and pick out the stuff I think he's going to test us on. At 7:30, however, my body just gives out, and I literally drop the book I'm reading onto the floor and walk, zombie-like, into my bedroom where I curl up on the bed, clothes and all.

11:30 a.m. - 1:00 p.m. I wake up in a panic, thinking I'd overslept. I look at the clock and realize I still have two whole hours before exam time, so I read for another half hour and then go back to sleep for another 45 minutes. Then I get up and - for the first time in two days - take a shower. Not since the shower I took after hitchhiking for 12 hours in 90-degree weather from Mansfield, MA to Rindge, NH in 1989 has a shower felt so good.

A short time later, I sit down to my Anthro test, and I know all but a few answers. I hope I am right and not just delusional as a result of the previous day's activities. But I'm done in 15 minutes, and walk out feeling pretty confident that I'd done okay. Shortly thereafter I meet with a professor who has agreed to look over my portfolio and advise on some things I can do with it over break in preparation for my review in February. He has lots of advice. I'm going to be busy. Anyone got a copy of Illustrator for PC they can give me?

And then...the answer to the burning question that has you all on the edge of your seats right now: How did I do on the kiosk project? Well...my classmates seemed to like it, but the prof panned it. Not totally, I mean, he didn't tell me it was the biggest hunk of crap he'd ever seen or anything like that, but he had lots of "suggestions for improvement." Basically I'm going to have to do it over again before my review.

But for now, I'm just going to get some sleep. I deserve it.

I'm not in love, so don't forget it...

Don't read too much of anything into this, dear faithful blogwatchers, it's just some weird philosophical musings while I procrastinate working on my final projects for school.

I was given the advice on one of my previous entries to "stop looking for love." And then I started thinking...Maybe I don't want love. Or maybe I do. And then I starting thinking that it would depend on one's definition of love.

Why does "love" have to be such a black-and-white thing? Why can't you love someone even if you don't want to run off and marry them or have their babies? Why does saying "I love you" strike so much fear in the hearts of so many? It's like saying it automatically evokes a sense of entitlement and attachment and commitment and forever-ness. But it shouldn't.

While some of us use the word with reckless abandon, and throw it prematurely, apathetically, or even with some twisted cruelty at people we don't really mean it for, some of us are so afraid of it that we doubt we could feel it at all. Or we start to feel it and we run away and shove it deep down inside because "oh my god, it's scary!" It's not supposed to be scary, though, it's supposed to be wonderful! Fluttering hearts and bluebirds and sunshine and rainbows and all that puke-inducing stuff. Right?

Right?

So why, when we feel so strongly about someone, when our hearts race and the bluebirds orbit our heads, are we not supposed to say we feel this way unless we are fully prepared to commit to this person? What IS it about those "three little words" that holds SO much power and control over us?

Three (and a half!) decades on this planet have shown me that "love" does not always equal happily ever after. It does not always equal a serious or lifetime commitment. If it did, I'd have been married a long time ago. So those I have loved in the past (and to this day still believe truly did love) are to be discounted because I didn't end up with them for the rest of my life? And am I to believe that they did not also love me, because our futures didn't align? And what about those who don't want to be married? Ever? Are they not allowed to love or be loved?

I love lots of people. I'm not just talking about my family (because let's face it, if you know me you know there are more people in that group who are not loved than who are). I have great friends whom I love most dearly. I love my pets to death. I love peppermint gum and little greasy pepperoni. And it's okay for me to say "I love you" to my sister, my best friend, or the slice of pizza I'm about to shove down my throat.

But if you're dating someone and those three words slip from either of your mouths at the inappropriate time or place, it's like the god damned world screeches to a halt and all hell breaks loose.

I guess we'll never know. Because I don't think anyone really knows what love is - or at least there aren't that many people willing to look at it a little more objectively, anyway.

Okay, back to my schoolwork. I love you all. :-)

It's a breakthrough! The DVD is hooked up! And this post is REALLY long!

Long overdue post, I know. I've been busy, plus I guess I just haven't been feeling very inspired. However, today is a joyous day for me, and I must rave...I finally hooked up my god damned DVD player. And I feel like a total idiot because it has taken me nearly TWO YEARS to get around to it.

Yes, two years. Now, you all know my penchant for making a short story very long, so settle in - here's the whole sordid story of my DVD player's journey from twinkle in Deedee's eye to actual, functioning member of Deedee's Audio-Visual setup:

*cues cheesy background music*

Back in September of 2004, I had just started working for a company in an area where the most convenient place to get lunch, unfortunately, was McDonald's. McD's had just come out with the Chicken Selects, you know those really outrageously delicious and overpriced "real" chicken strips, and at the very same time had just fired up the year's "Monopoly" game. So I became hooked on the Chicken Selects (and the occasional Quarter Pounder) and started collecting the Monopoly stamps. The promo that year was a tie-in with Best Buy, wherein no matter what, you earned at least one "Best Buy Buck" or something (I can't remember what they were really called, I think because all that processed food has shorted out parts of my brain). I never won anything on the other stamps, of course, because that's how they rope you in. Everyone gets all nuts because everyone - everyone is just "one stamp away" from a million dollars. But I digress.

I continued to collect the Best Buy stamps and filled up a whole card with them, totalling 20-some-odd dollars. I think I also racked up about 20 pounds during my little stamp-and-chicken frenzy, but that's a separate story altogether. I kept the card in my car with the intention of using it the next time I had occasion to be in Best Buy, which I figured would be soon, since Christmas was right around the corner. My boyfriend at the time had asked for CD-R's for his recording projects and I had my eye on a couple of CD's to which I thought I might like to treat myself, and so I figured I would just hang on to the thing until I got a chance to get over there - or was forced to redeem it before it expired.

I did redeem it on the expiration date - December 11, 2004. It's pretty sad why I actually remember that date, but I had found out the day before that the above-mentioned boyfriend had another girlfriend and had pretty much broken up with me - he just hadn't gotten around to telling me yet - so it was a pretty memorable date. Anyway, after a night of tossing and turning and being really upset, I woke up the next day and said, "Fuck him. I'm buying a DVD player!" and off I trotted to Best Buy to redeem my little stamp booklet, a small paper testament to 6 weeks of eating pounds and pounds of deep-fried, breaded chicken strips and french fries, drinking buckets of Hi-C orange drink, and soothing my new-job stress with M&M McFlurries (God, Judith Moore and Wendy McClure would be so proud of me right now, I think).

So with my red eyes, sore nose, and pounding head (I cried a fair bit over this asshole), I walked in and began to wander around, looking for a good deal on a DVD player. I found one, too - it was on sale AND came with a rebate, and so I bought it. Now, if you know me, you know how proud I get when I score a great deal. So when all was said and done, I think I ended up paying twelve dollars for the thing. Serious bargain. My elation, however, would be short-lived.

Shortly after the killer aqcuisition, I plunged into a pretty deep depression. First the DVD player sat in the back seat of my car for a good couple of weeks. I only took it out when I did because I had to clean out my car for the trip to my sister's house for Christmas. After Christmas, I got worse. The DVD player sat, unopened, on the floor of my living room for quite some time after that. My mood darkened, and I got increasingly sadder and sadder until my house grew an incredible mess around me, and I just didn't care. The poor DVD player was buried under newspapers, junk mail, clothes, and whatever else I'd thrown on it, until only a tiny corner of the box could be seen through the mess. I finally, sometime that spring (we're into 2005 now, dear readers), picked the box up off the floor and set it on a shelf, where it stayed for about a year.

In April of this year (yeah, that's right, I'm talking about 2006), I finally got the house cleaned up and took the DVD player out of the box and put it in the entertainment center. But it wasn't until today, October 8, that I would actually hook the fucking thing up and use it. What was holding me back? Laziness, mostly. Laziness and fear. I was too lazy to pull the TV and everything out, afraid that I wouldn't be able to figure it out, afraid that I wouldn't do it right and would screw it up, scared that I'd be too lazy to put everything back together and set the impetus in motion for another catastrophic mess (because this is usually how they start). I'm saying this, by the way, based on the fiasco that has been my VCR every time I move. It's all based in truth, folks, not just my neurosis.

So in a brazen move, I decided today that the DVD that came with my new Beck CD simply HAD to be watched. I pulled out the package of cables and owner's manual, and I set to work. In a matter of 10 minutes, I was hooked up and ready to go, and the DVD was spinning smoothly in its tray, projecting images of Mr. Hansen all over my TV screen, and I was one happy girl.

The reception on my TV is now worse than ever, though, which kind of sucks...but then again, there are only two shows I like to watch, and now I can always get the entire season when it comes out... on DVD!