Melanie

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You're the only woman I know who can pull off the goth thing at your age. You're gorgeous. I was stunned when I found out you're thirteen years older than I thought you were. I'm slightly jealous.

Eric B.

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The wife and kids do nothing to fool anyone. You lisp, you swing your hips when you walk, and you tack "a-licious" onto every other word. You are as gay as the day is long, pal.

Barb C.

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I've been in this program for three years, and yet you still look at me like I am from outer space when I talk to you. Am I really that unmemorable, or are you just that oblivious?

Bonnie

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I used to get so pissed when I'd haul my tired ass to your 8:00 class and then you wouldn't show up. I wonder if you know we all joke about you being a drunk.

Dan P.

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I like you, think you're a good kid, and your talent blows me away. I just hope you move somewhere else after graduation, because I'll never get a job as long as you're in the same town.

Matt Q.

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You're like the number one selling real estate agent in the region. Your face and name are everywhere in this town. You stop for coffee three times a day. Why do you never leave a fucking tip?

Michael W.

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I was never quite sure if you had a crush on me or if I was just that intimidating, but you always seemed so nervous around me, with that weird giggle and those sweat beads on your forehead.

Uncle Guy

110x365
I live in constant fear of you dropping by here without warning. I was mortified that time you left me the message telling me to clean up my mess. I felt like I was ten years old.

Bob Jones

109x365
I used to sit out on the patio and talk to you every day. After a year I still didn't know your name. I had to ask six people before I finally found someone who knew it.

Michael J.

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"Stinky stinky stinky, pew pew pew!" God we laughed so hard about that. I thought you were cute and funny, and I wished you hadn't had all those damn kids. I would have hit on you otherwise.

Hollane

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You were obnoxious, but funny enough to make up for it. I thought it was ridiculous that you named your twin children after foreign countries. You looked like Angie Stone, but hated when people told you so.

Andrea A.

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I thought you were beautiful and funny and a damn good actress. Last I heard you'd married Mark and moved to Maine. I hope you did something with your talent. It'd be a waste if you didn't.

Brian H.

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You were a weird one - a poet, a stand-up comic, and a raging alcoholic who looked like Brad Pitt. I bought my bike because of you. One day you just disappeared. Where the hell did you go?

Chris R.

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When I first saw you, I thought I was really going to enjoy having you as a professor because you were cute. But I soon grew to dislike you, as you managed to teach me absolutely nothing.

Lynne

103x365
"I'm not losing a friend, I'm gaining a friend-in-law!" is what I said on your wedding day. I've never been happier for a friend than I was on the day Gus married you. I love happy endings!

Gus

102x365
Hard to believe we met on a blind date all those years ago. I'm glad things worked out the way they did. You are one of my best friends, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

Tim

101x365
Sorry it didn't work out, but it just wasn't meant to be. I understood that then, I understand it now, and I'm glad there were no hard feelings. Glad you thought the "dumb hillbilly" comment was funny.

Michael

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You’re the only one who’s ever understood me the way I needed to be understood, who knew me 100%, and who ever loved me the way I deserved to be loved. It’s a hell of a yardstick.

Dad

99x365
People think I'm kidding, but I'm serious when I say part of what's motivating me to lose weight is the fact that you're undoubtedly going to die soon, and I want to look hot for your funeral.

"Special" Girl

98x365
When you first started coming in I thought, "Wow! How cool! That girl is so independent! Good for her!" But then you were rude to me and now I think, "Wow! That girl is a real bitch!"

Dancing Roberto

97x365
You dance to whatever's on your headphones, but sometimes I think you're dancing to whatever's in your head. I saw you buying 80's tapes at Goodwill once. You make me smile because you always look so happy.

Angela

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I marvel at the fact that someone so young has so much insight. I often forget that you’re so much younger than me because you’re so much more mature. Thanks for restoring my faith in Generation Z.

Ed

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It is kind of weird how we live like ten houses away from each other, we talk, and you know all about me, but we never see each other. Even still I consider you a good friend.

Steve M.

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You blew back into my life for a few months, and now you’ve disappeared again, undoubtedly because of the new flame. I wonder - was the termination of our friendship her idea? She must be really insecure.

Stan

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You’re a really super sweet guy, and I’m flattered by the attention and compliments. But you kind of squick me out a little. I guess I just can’t get past the missing teeth and the weird beard.

Trish

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When I sat at your desk and cried, I felt like an ass. But it was all so overwhelming, and the fact that you understood made me cry even harder. Thanks for the inspiration. I’ll miss you.

Lydia

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I love our cocktail conversations. Some think you’re mean and crazy; I think you’re a sweet, highly intelligent, eccentric academic. And I feel like I just might want to grow up to be a little like you.

John K.

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How long are you out of jail for this time? Try not to violate your parole again okay? I didn’t like it when the police descended upon my house looking for you that time. It was scary.

Ilsa

89x365
Sorry if my music is too loud. But then again, I put up with constant doors slamming and nonstop ins and outs, so I think we’re even. It was weird when you hugged me after Alex died.