Monday, April 19, 2010

Online Dating Lie #256

"I'm not really looking for anything serious right now (even though I'm a paid member and have that little gold 'serious member' icon next to my profile)."

Guys, what the fuck? I mean, come on. Did you not notice that I'm 39 years old? This, in case you hadn't realized, means I was born earlier than yesterday.

But hey, thanks for the gentle let-down. I feel so much better knowing you think I'm an idiot than thinking I might not actually fall within whatever standards you've set for this stupid shit.

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